This Could Get Messy
Ladies and Gentlemen we give you Ranting Ronnie. We would like to point out that all views expressed here are not necessarily those of
BookieBusters and we're not having a "go" at any bookie in particular
I've been betting on the internet for about six months now. I've had my computer for just over a year. For the first six months I didn't realise there was anything other than dirty pictures to be had from these things until I discovered online gambling. Now I hardly ever look at the dirty pictures although my keyboard
sticks every now and then just to remind me.
I've been asked to write because I felt I was missing something from the High Street experience when I'm gambling from the
house, so I set about making some improvements that would make me feel as though I were getting the full High Street experience while enjoying the benefits of Tax Free internet betting.
I know a few of you feel that you're missing out whilst betting online so if you want to follow my lead just walk this way.
First up I've attached two telly's to my wall. One has no sound and the other one blares out at full blast but has no picture. I've rigged the other one to go all fuzzy just as the horses come in to the straight.
I couldn't always be sure to have company in the house so I've
made a big cardboard cut-out of a circus freak, you know the type that usually stands in front of you just as they cross the line in a pack. Now when they approach the line I just wave him in front of my eyes and I never see who has won.
I've also got hold of some old tit from the boozer who used to play a bit of football when it was first invented, and had him do a few tapes of how he sees the football games going. You know the stuff.
"Oh I remember just before the war when Leeds played Liverpool and they beat them then so I reckon they'll win
When I hear the tape I shout at the speaker "if you know so much about betting how come your talking to this
poncy git for fifty quid a week," just like I do in the bookies.
I mean, what the f&*k have they got these gits on for eh? Can you imagine any bookie in their right mind employing someone who actually knew what they were talking about and give the lads at the bookies ten winners a week?