The sports news is also unwatchable. I accept David Beckham is the biggest story in the wacky world of British Football but do we need Beckham watch every day?

Another thing I have noticed is when they show an International team training all it seems to comprise of is a circle of overpaid hoors, standing in a circle, passing the ball to each other. I can do that you know. 

In the case of Emile Heskey, even in my late thirties, 20 fags a day and with a reasonable Guinness belly I would be better than him.

These are all petty complaints compared to the real one. The lack of football on television means I have to spend “quality time “ with my other half during the week. 

Sometimes it can be okay. 
Nice take-away curry, nice bottle of something red and fruity, and a decent film on DVD.

It is the decent film bit though that causes the problem.

As a public service announcement I would just like to warn BookieBusters visitors everywhere that in the event of your significant other bringing home Two Weeks Notice on DVD you should do the following

Feign illness.
If this doesn’t work feign death.
Alternatively you could smash up the house, paying particular attention to any appliance that could possibly be used to view a DVD.