JUST SAY NO TO BEANS

All right chaps. It’s been a quiet one in my world this week. Fortunately the divine Ms B got paid yesterday so the weekend is hopefully going to be fun and adventure packed. And the football kicks off early with the Wenger’s Warriors playing the ‘Toon live on't telleh.

I have to say that much as I enjoyed the rammy at the end of the game last weekend I was getting heartily sick of pundit after pundit pitching up to give their views on “Arsenal’s Shame”. 

Okay they got a little bit out of control but, Sweet Baby Jebus of the Orphans, no one died. In all seriousness I reckon the charges brought by the FA have effectively ended Arsenal’s chances of winning the Championship. 

Within the four walls of the Highbury I am sure they would have settled for a three-point deduction with no suspensions. The suspension, will, almost certainly cost them more than three points.

Dear God, I just realised I sounded like a pundit for a minute there. 

Anyway onto more pressing matters. It as this point I would ask the Bookiebuster readership this question.

Have baked beans got any place on the plate as part of the traditional fry up breakfast?

Now I have to make my position crystal clear here. Beans should form NO part of the fried breakfast. It's as wrong as finding GMTV bloater Lorraine Kelly sexually alluring. 

A number of my friends have taken to e-mailing famous people to ask their view. Mark and Lard on Radio 1 are firmly in the no camp. Celebrity, bad tempered, torn-faced chef Gordon Ramsey feels they are appropriate. 

Sadly, we have yet to hear from Tony Blair, Jamie Oliver, Nigella Lawson, Barry Fry(!) and most crucially of all 70s pop icon David Cassidy. I will however keep you posted.