He always looks the way, err how can I put this, that a lady looks if during the sweet act of gentle love making you “accidentally” slip the bald avenger into the “other hole”. 

The other thing I noticed was how every goal that Blackburn have conceded this season can be put down to one man. Lorenzo Amoruso. 

Now one of my best mates is a Rangers die-hard and told me that Blackburn were getting a real quality defender. 

I can only assume that “real quality” could well be the Scots Gaelic for “utterly useless, one paced, positionally naïve, Italian ponce”.

But the good news is that it is Champions league week. The burning question will of course be. Just how bad are Arsenal in Europe?. I actually have a soft spot for the Gunners but it amazes me that they never show any improvement each year in their attempts to advance in the Champions League. 

Arsene got away with it for a couple of years citing Man. Utd’s early efforts but surely a question or two has to be asked. Anyway I can’t wait to sit there with a healthy cargo of fine Czech Beer and my trusty Sky remote whilst Ms B is dispatched to talk about sanitary protection or whatever it is that women talk about when they get together. I don’t really know or indeed care.